I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
"don’t love yourself too much" is literally The Worst thing you could say to a bunch of teenage girls who idolise you
if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
This was my chemistry professor.
emphasis on ‘was’
dogs dont give a SHIT about science